About myself: The bit in the whole thing about me. What I like and do and where I lie about my stats and create fake pictures to impress everyone. Prepare to see vast quantities of 'favorites' lists and things I really like doing by sitting down and getting a drink to calm your nerves. Expect the unexpected lines of '6"6, 'tall, dark, and handsome', 'gallic charmer' and 'rugged good looks'.

My Very Own Nightmare Page: As I leave my college in turmoil after my part in spreading the infectious feeling of 'Must Play Nightmare on Telnet' I feel deeply apologetic for spawning a cult of telnet loving people who prefer to use telnet instead of getting any work done or revising for exams. It's infectious and its coming your way. And when it gets you, you can't let go... No matter how hard your friends prise your fingers from the keyboard or steal your coffee so you have to sleep.

My Diablo Bit: My own little part in the huge Diablo phenomenon. Look at Diablo - esque pictures as well as ones of a Hellfire - ish persuasion plus funny (?) pictures I've got.

Crazy Things I've done: Want to see what kind of barmy things I've got up to in the past? Look no further than this page...

My Dodgy Lyrics Page: The 'dodgy' bit in my lyrics page is not because of porn or anything seriously dirty, it is because the lyrics of certain songs have had a workover by me to be about some other subject. Only a couple of Embrace and Ocean Colour Scene lyrics plus a rendition of a certain Natalie Imbruglia song. The idea is from a couple of cool conversions by 'Crazy Al' Yankovich.

My Links Page: After passing on the chance to see this page once, see it in all its glory and kick yourself for not going there before. Be amazed by the endless quantities of a couple of links and gasp in awe.

My Games Page: The dedication and skills required to make these games will amaze you. Ok.. Maybe not, but you can still OO and AHH in amazement if you want to. This page has information about some projects I completed during my degree as well as projects I'm doing to increase my Java Skills.

Details about the page: The smallest part of the entire page devoted completely to the page. How it was created, with what programs, with small hints and guiders for the newer to HTML and such things. Also gives lists of time and effort entailed in the whole thing as well as cost and valium / beverage consumption. Also contains thankyous and other kinds of dedications.