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STEVO:
As once predicted the no 1 guy to be injured / killed / maimed / lost next in Nightmare sweepstakes I felt it is my duty to provide this page before I die as Stevo yet again.
As I have been around for a while without meeting any hard, evil 'tarani' type guys / difficult 'spirit' trolls / scary 'lint' dragons I think I am sloooowly improving though my limbs are probably replicas.
Ok then, definitely replicas. Possibly the newest in town.
One of the main problems I have as Stevo in Nightmare is that I think I am hard enough to defeat every single monster in the land.
This is one of the many faults which lead him to start on the evilist of guys and to get his ass completely whumped.
Being a member of the Klingon race doesn't give humbility and great intelligence, it gives a serious attitude problem and muscles you could crack the greatest of rocks with and a nice butt on top of everything.
What makes Nightmare such a good place to go is the fact that there are others in there so you are not the only one with a wooden stick, 32 copper, and stuck in the middle of one of many regions that can even get me lost...
Though I probably am...
As I experiment with who is the hardest between me and any number of evil destroying creatures there will always be the reliable citizens willing to lend a hand, any other limb that has been hacked off, a weapon or healing that keeps everyone alive. For these people I thank a lot.
Spawn of Creedence:
I blame Creedences page for this. Seeing a picture of him transformed into "Creedence the Renegade Scum"
I have blatently copied his style and created the following using Photoshop 4.0. Bow down to Stevo, In all his fake-scar glory.
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Before Editing:
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Stevio
Marx:
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Stevo:
(Klingon)
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Notes on picture - Believe it or not these sorry excuses do have reasons:
I attempted to retouch my eyebrows in the Stevio Marx Version, and got carried away.
As I was creating the Klingon conversion I slipped and demolished a cheek when I had acheived so much shading and retouching / restyling so the cheek on the left looks like plastic.
The other one should look like that...
I was also subjected to a computer crash due to the CD that I was playing which left me with this saved version.
The quality of the photo is due to the fact it was a passport photo taken last year.
I don't usually look like this, the flash took me by surprise and I accidently blinked.....
Honest Guvnor'...
All about Stevo:
Description:
Damn good looking. Forget the picture, he's gorgeous. Honest. Thats the truth.
6ft tall, unshaven, tanned, slight scarring on left cheek, shades, ponytail, bandana.
If you can see the whites of his eyes he likes you, any other way and you would be a pile
of body parts on the floor. Muscles gleaming he sweeps away the loose hair that has escaped
entrapment and looks your way. Heart pounding, you wonder if he will kill you right now for
interrupting whatever thoughts were running through his mind but looking into his eyes you
see the softness of his inner soul and spark of intelligence. You sigh with relief and as
he untenses from the shock of civilization, his animal instincts seem to be controlled.
For the moment he is at peace. Unlikely as it may seem he may smile or wave at anytime.
Temperament:
Impulsive, intuitive, strangely intelligent, lively, impatient, stubborn, risky, inquisitive.
Life Story:
Many moons ago, captured in his burning village by elders the length and breadth of the
surrounding area of Tantook trying to quell a plague, he escaped into the wilderness with his life and a couple
of scars. Collapsing from the bitter winds and arctic conditions, he was found by a lone
Hermit who's home was in a cave in the center of the most hostile plain.
With the healing power of this mystical Hermit, he was refreshed and instantly recovered
from the illness which blighted his entire family and most of his village. After being trained
by this Hermit he sneaked out one night and turned on the elders and their counterparts that had
once been his captors and spread death through their ranks with his sword. Returning to the
Hermit plastered with blood, the hermit swore that Stevo would no longer be in his training
because of his inner anger and bloodlust that was his sole reason to live; revenge. Eventually the
Hermit was persuaded to make the difficult journey through the frost and snow and so all in the
village were cured and all in the surrounding area set upon that very night which is why only
Tantook remains out of all of the villages there. Spurned by the hermit, the newfound village
elder yet cheered by other village members, he made a decision and entered the training of the
more unorthodox fighters guild to earn a living where he has been ever since.
Travelling the world in search of the evil creators of the magical plague he seeks revenge
and fights at all costs wherever he may be because of it. This is the one, true, reason
behind his berserk rages you should surely not have seen the like of before. Because of his
Klingon heretidge, he finds it difficult and frustrating to move up levels and although
vastly experienced still has a low kill count, mostly because skeletons don't count as kills.
As a hint of the extent of his intelligence, he has been known to converse against a stream of
continuous emotes when he didn't realize they were, coming from a gremlin of all things.
Goals:
He yearns for the day when he can either reach high mortalhood or get a quest without any
assistance. He also has eyes for Myste and is going through a phase of frequenting gardens and
picking flowers for no reason because she is so elusive that they will never reach her. He seeks
to be able to kill: All Klingon Guards, Blobs, the Spirit Troll, Tweedledum and Tweedledee,
Ike the Toad, The Gargoyle, Havok, The Lint Dragon, The Sentry with the Silver Chainmail, both
the Paladin and the Antipaladin, Tarani, and many, many more.
Acheivements:
Skills:
Primary skills:
blade attack : 28/28 (100%)
blade defense : 22/28 (82%)
multi-hand : 26/28 (28%)
multi-weapon : 25/28 (99%)
Secondary skills:
blunt defense : 5/26 (216%)
knife attack : 2/26 (77%)
melee attack : 5/26 (40%)
melee defense : 9/26 (2%)
Other skills:
bargaining : 2/26 (37%)
blunt attack : 4/26 (22%)
knife defense : 4/26 (49%)
projectile attack : 3/26 (97%)
projectile defense : 3/26 (289%)
swimming : 2/26 (139%)
My Biography:
You are neutral.
You were born on the 7th day of Aenterki, year 15.
You have never been married.
Death has cast its shadow over you on the following occasion:
A wandering half-elf fisher - Dammit no! An Evil BLOB!
You are responsible for the deaths of the following:
Death : 1
A peasant man : 1
A tall book mover : 1
Envy : 1
Pride : 2
A faerie : 3
An earthworm : 1
A feisty artrell : 13
An archer : 21
Pet Dog : 1
A simple guard : 4
Implore the Imp : 1
Impolite the Imp : 1
Princess Sally : 1
Old hermit : 1
A colorful jester : 1
A simple resident of Somewhere or other: 1
An orange and white cat: 1
A big black bear : 1
Rainbow serpent : 9
A squishy slug : 4
The receptionist : 1
The Mudman : 12
A lesser angel : 3
A traveller : 4
A black raven : 1
Curious cat : 1
A small sand crab : 1
A customer : 2
A sea minnow : 5
Lightning bug : 2
A local peasant : 10
Emily, the maid : 1
Belial : 2
A gray mouse : 2
A white rabbit : 1
(Invisible Imp) : 1
Impact the Imp : 1
Alimedes, master mariner: 1
A seagull : 8
Imperial the Imp : 2
A nasty herb robber : 1
Raphael : 2
Town guard : 1
Sin : 2
Red ant : 7
Impale the Imp : 1
A Carpenter : 1
A dusty quicktyper : 1
A nomad : 7
A Furry little chipmunk: 1
Anger : 1
A gingerbread man : 1
Important the Imp : 1
A cute little frog : 1
King Ferold : 1
Eve : 3
Covetousness : 1
Rabid dog : 1
A Garden Snake : 3
Jack Daniels, the One and Only: 2
The gate guard : 3
Centaur : 3
A skinny book mover : 1
Adam : 2
Gorum the cult leader: 2
Gluttony : 1
Queen Rachel : 1
A wicked pixie : 17
Uriel : 6
Moloch : 2
A spotted owl : 1
Ithaka, master of theives: 9
Fehla, the purveyor : 1
Lint dragon : 1
For a total of 220 creatures and 75 unique creatures.
What is not included in this list are all the skeletons that I have mercilessly trained on over the ages...
The best kills in this biography are Jack daniels, the lint dragon, and a cute little frog.
My Description on Nightmare:
Klingon Stevo the Restorer of Hope:
Stevo is about 6ft tall with an olive complexion to go with his sleek
dark hair wrapped in a black bandana covering his misshapen head. He can
usually be met while being beaten up by anything more deadly than a loaf of
mouldy bread and likes to talk while looking for quests that only deserve
the brave. Stevo would really love to be able to DISCO but bieng a 6ft
klingon warrior doesn't give the magic that dancing skills require.
Totally Useless Nightmare Favourites:
Favourite emote: Die <name>
Action: It points out that you would like to skip to the part where whoever passes out from a lack of blood since you are getting bored and are on a busy schedule.
Second Favorite emote: Hork <name> <item(s)>
Action: You cough several times and hork up whatever on whoever.
First Favourite item: Bloodstained cloak
Reason: Along with the emote 'Redshirt <name>' this can have a good effect on people. The emote says you offer them a red shirt in the hope they die a horrible death then you give them one. (A red shirt / cloak that is.) It also smells when you put it on...
Location: Gorim the Cult leader. Somewhere northish.
Second favourite item: Green pants
Reason: You get them off a two foot tall fairie and can wear them even if you are a whopping great giant. Must be lycra or something.
Location: Fairie Mountain.
Third favourite item: Glasses
Reason: Cool shades... They also increase your vision pitifully.
Location: Unknown, guessed as the Clerk in the Canterbury Tales.
Favourite weapon: Blob weapon
Reason: It is apparently one of the best weapons you can get in the game and you have to defeat one of the evil blobs to get it.
Location: The blobs. Sky castle.
First Favourite enemy: Jack Daniels the One And Only
Reason: Jack Daniels looks funny on your resume. Sorry biography, especially with a number 87 or something beside it.
Location: Town of Z'sarac.
Second Favourite enemy: A cute little frog
Reason: Aww, a cute little frog get anhilated by a six foot tall Klingon warrior?
Location: Newbieland.
Third Favourite enemy: A wandering Nomad
Reason: Once you kill them, you get a rusty flute. If you play it next time you meet, they wince because of your bad playing.
Location: The huge forest just to your right on the way to the Skeleton Tower.
Fourth Favourite enemy: Queen Sally
Reason: You slay her to stop her annoying laughter and get a magical paintbrush which restores either life or magic points when you fight with it. I think.
Location: South of the Treasury Castle.
First most annoying enemy: Tarani the Wandering Mage
Reason: He starts on you and transports you to the Sky castle once he's burnt off all your limbs or almost killed you and you cannot even reach your stuff.
Location: Anywhere near the hole just south of Hell's Entrance. Avoid.
Second most annoying enemy: Any Klingon guards
Reason: They hurt you as much as you hurt them. Then they regenerate while you are waiting for them to die.
Location: Treasury castle, pixieland. Look around.
Third most annoying enemy: Spirit Troll
Reason: He kicks your ass when you are at your most vulnerable after getting oh, so, lost.
Location: That damned annoying oh so easy to get lost area. Beek's.
Fourth most annoying enemy: Glorin
Reason: Whenever we sparred, one of us got knocked into the void since it turns from a merry fist fight to a multi-hand duel and ended up in an all out bastard sword battle.
Location: Best place to spar is Skeleton Tower which is PK. Be wary of everyone, especially people who start on your newbie mates called Aiolio. Also don't type 'attack all' in PK areas...
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